You need the sound on btw

RT @marcuselliott@twitter.com

While my cycling season has taken an odd turn due to COVID-19, the guys at @AlpecinCycling@twitter.com and @ImpulsEvents@twitter.com sent me a little care package. So I made a little video 😬

🐦🔗: twitter.com/marcuselliott/stat

While my cycling season has taken an odd turn due to COVID-19, the guys at @AlpecinCycling@twitter.com and @ImpulsEvents@twitter.com sent me a little care package. So I made a little video 😬

RT @Lesley_NOPE@twitter.com

In cycling there’s a thing called a “false flat” when you’re riding along and you see far into the stretch of road ahead because the road is straight and looks flat. So mentally you think “ooh this is awesome. The road is flat. I’m gonna ride easy for the next while.” /1

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Lesley_NOPE/status

RT @TheAndrewNadeau@twitter.com

[Text]
UNKNOWN NUMBER: Hey, you busy?

ME: Nope, still in lockdown. Who’s this?

*Rips off mask*
DUOLINGO OWL: I fucking knew it! Learn Spanish you piece of shit.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/TheAndrewNadeau/st

RT @marcelemoran@twitter.com

Very telling that many cities see the solution to crowded parks as closing the parks, whereas they see the solution to crowded roads as building more roads.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/marcelemoran/statu

On this day, 28 years ago, @DASEFXNYC@twitter.com released Dead Serious.

"Tiggedy-time to get buck wild
Call me Butterfingers, 'cause I dippedy-drop 'nuff styles"

RT @MaggieAstor@twitter.com

My husband and I are recovering from COVID-19.

We’re getting better. But it’s taken more than two weeks to say that, and that was with the “mild” version, meaning no trouble breathing. This virus is absolutely brutal. “Mild” is not mild by any normal definition. Thread: 1/x

🐦🔗: twitter.com/MaggieAstor/status

RT @AHappierDay@twitter.com

Quarantine, day 14. Me and my boyfriend spent the whole day setting up an art gallery for our gerbil.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/AHappierDay/status

RT @MyDoncaster@twitter.com

In November 1970, officials in Oregon, USA decided to blow up a rotting whale carcass. The whole thing went horribly wrong.

Why do we bring this up? Well, this story can teach us 3 things about ⬇️

🐦🔗: twitter.com/MyDoncaster/status

RT @hillarygyebi@twitter.com

Students being called up & chased to fill in the NSS whilst they're trying to navigate this crisis & what it means for their education is wild. If you're prioritising your metrics over their voices right now, you haven't only missed the mark, you've erased it altogether.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/hillarygyebi/statu

RT @Hroney1@twitter.com

My son Quinn answered a request from local hospitals for help making “ear guards” to take the pressure off medical personnels ears from wearing masks all day. He got busy on his 3D printer and has turned out hundreds to donate. We need help we can’t keep up to demand!

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Hroney1/status/124

What are the five films you have watched countless times and never get sick of?
No judgement
1. Moana (but mainly Stockholm Syndrome)
2. Van Wilder
3. Role Models
4. (basically anything with Paul Rudd because they're all the same film, aren't they?)
5. Elf

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