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The year is 2017. The door to Mastodon has been sealed. Those inside toot for survival.
@chr it's all I can do
if you make it out of here, tell my family awoo
~ @MaxKriegerVG We'll need an aggressive toot recycling system to survive.
@Rickasaurus breathing our own toots
is this how humankind must subsist
@MaxKriegerVG It is just one of the many arks afloat.
@MaxKriegerVG THUNDERTOOT. Two tooters enter, one tooter leaves.
@Wildbill Ah yes, the prequel to Furry Road
@MaxKriegerVG Starring character: Imperator Furryosa.
@MaxKriegerVG thus begin... the Trunker Games!
@MaxKriegerVG we're not locked in with them. they're locked in with us!
@MaxKriegerVG TWO TOOTS ENTER ONE TOOT LEAVES. Welcome to the Mastodome!
@MaxKriegerVG please, you have to help me, you have to boost my toots so i can feed my children