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Stone @MeShellStone@mastodon.social

Capitalism tells roommate 1 that roommate 2 should use 2 of their store brand tp for every one of roommate's 1 Angel Soft because it's more 'valuable' even though both rolls of tp are the exact same quality.

was very tempted not to install mastodon on my new phone. but i need the tooter to keep away from the tweeter

tempted to go back. someone talk some sense into me

To celebrate my hotel stay with a king bed I've decided to sprawl and spread out as much as possible before I return to my dinky dorm twin bed.

Finally bought a cable cord for my TV. yaay

Vegas local news is weeeeird

How do babies breathe in the womb?

๐ŸŽต You got to follow your balloon ๐ŸŽต Lol straight up hedonism

decided to volunteer to work 8 days in a row so this is my fourth Monday this week

he didn't pull the trigger but he gave a disturbed kid a gun and a reason

Was pissed when my paid internship forcibly took money out of each check for retirement, but pretty glad now because I'll be getting it back in a nice check next month ๐Ÿ‘Œ

๐ŸŽต legend o legend, third wheel legend, always in the way ๐ŸŽต

reading a GRE practice test and shitting my pants at the thought of having to take it

Just finished February's short story and I want to post it but will wait until the last day of the month out of tradition. Might work on a couple of poems I had in mind if I'm still in writing mode. yay!!

@MeShellStone I don't have time or patience for average lovers

if a significant other tried cheering me up with red roses and a standard teddy bear I would dump them immediately

Wouldn't that be funny if all of us didn't pay back our loans?

Capitalism wins because it trains the middle class that getting out of debt is the greatest reward because it raises your credit to buy more.