ain't gonna try and host a giveaway on here bc it ain't work like that, but y'all get a heads up that i just started one over on birdsite: https://twitter.com/HTHRFLWRS/status/932399957729935361
siri, how to make your professor unassign work
just let me try more clothes on i wanna get off the school
i am academically drained
oh my fucking god this was my first toot
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Wine is the seatbelt. Wine is the driver. Wine is the car. Wine is the speed limit. Wine is the car that is breaking the speed limit. Wine is the cop that pulls the car breaking the speed limit over. Wine is the bribe that gets the cop to let you off with a warning. Wine is good, and it doesn't taste half bad, either.
im account spelunking yall better be ready for my greatest hits collection
i have 2 skirts, one of them is way too loose and the other is slightly too tight to fit and neither are really my style TTuTT
YES my car smokes weed
NO i don't care what you think
this looks like a fucking car!!!