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Mert @MertTheWonderful@mastodon.social

there's someone singing outside

they're a little out of tune but its still nice

what did one banana say to the other banana

hello steve

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The fire at Grenfell tower does not come down to blaming one man with a faulty fridge, if thats the case. It comes down to poor ppl being forced to buy faulty fridges in the first place instead of having access to workin appliances. It comes down to lack of safety in the structure of this building. No sprinklers, one staircase, ppl being told to stay in their homes in event of a fire. It comes down to highly flammable aesthetics put outside the building for the rich across the street to be happy

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Retoot if you're gay, sad, depressed or love food

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retoot if you're bisexual or a heterophobe

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at least they're telling us ahead of time

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Men, don't read this Show more

ah the ol' 500 error
some things never change

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boost this toot if u arent straight. this is for science

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At Twitter Design Department:

Boss: Alright, watch this:

*Cracks knuckles, sits down in front of keyboard*

*types: border-radius: 25px;

*Whole room erupts in screams*

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The United States Show more

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a good spelling mnemonic is "'israel' not "isreal' because 'israel' isn't real"

just a tip, from me

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Israel Show more

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have u ever heard the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise? i thought not. it's not a story the jedi would tell u. its a sith legend. darth plagueis was a dark lord of the sith so powerful & so wise he could use the force to influence the midichlorians to create life. he had such a knowledge of the dark side he could even keep the ones he cared abt from dying. the dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. he became so powerful... the only thing he was afr

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i don't think they know about the rotating coyote ๐Ÿ˜ฎ