My basket of @helpathenshomeless@instagram.com restaurant certificates didn’t just have dinners. Today I got a lavender latte and blueberry danish from @1000facescoffee@instagram.com. Thank you!
instagram.com/p/BwuOMMyh8zJ/

Went to this "cat cafe" where you pay to spend an hour in a room full of cats. The very first one to show up p much never left my side and spent the time trying to nurse my armpits (something MANY mammals, excluding humans, try to do).

Just submitted the application to adopt it.

#BREAKING: ZeFrank's True Animal Facts is back. And his new video is about...the bolas spider! Come for the accurate spider facts, stay for ZeFrank barely managing to keep a straight face while talking about poop. youtu.be/9qw3lkpa5lY

Unemployed, spent the mortgage getting running water and heat restored to the house, selling what I have to make it up and keep my home. Shoulder strap #chainmail purses, 5" wide, 8" high, 5/16" bright aluminum rings with anodized aluminum trim, 30" strap. I have one red, one green, one blue, two purple. US$80 including shipping within USA to paypal.me/tarlimanjoppos. Please boost. #maille

Why is 14.03 pi day anyway. What kind of sick joke is that

Trash can purse: because you may as well keep it real about the crumpled receipts and empty gum packets that are always at the bottom of your bag 🤷‍♀️

wow.... hard to believe all turkeys were born today........

seattle folks: if you see anything recruiting people to meetings for the “full service workers alliance” it’s an astroturf group trying to roll back secure scheduling laws and cut the minimum wage

Yard status: weeds whacked.
MexicanYenta status: covered in dust, allergies aflame, spine unhappy, overheated.
Popsicle status: being consumed.

@er1n @djsundog

hey yall someone else posted this earlier, so now I'm reposting it for you too

Just found out police in my state tased a peaceful 87-year-old woman who didn't speak their language for cutting down dandelions.

Hey . When you post pictures, please please please with puppies on top fill in that description box for the visually impaired. You will be helping us out tremendously. We want to enjoy your pictures as much as others do. You don't have to write a novel, but just fill in some details.

Thanks with much love:
A Blind Dude

Wait, are we using mastodon again? *happy dance* 💃🏽

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