"You haven't decoded our message?" the alien said. "Your GalacUnion invitation, RSVP today?"
"Er..." said the human. "No."
"We only sent it once we knew you had enough computing capacity to do it."
"We didn't know!"
"What did you use those computers for then?"
"Mining bitcoin..."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
@MicroSFF
"…"
"And cats pictures"
"What's «cats» ?"
"You don't know cats ? Ooooooh, I have just the perfect video here !"
"THIS FLUFFY CREATURE IS PLAYING PIANO, HOW CUTE 💚"
"You like fluffy creatures ? Here's a shiba dog. This is a samoyed dog. This is an artic fox. A chick. An alpaca. A bunny. A baby pingouin. A manul. A duckling. An..."
"EARTH IS THE BEST PLACE EVER"