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The maiden ride up to the dragon's lair, lance raised. "Come out and fight me," she called.
The dragon looked at the knight. "Your girlfriend is here."
"My ex," the knight said. "Help me put my armour on?"
"Don't fight her, you might get hurt."
"I've got to protect you."

(Damn! Typo. I read through this twice, and still didn't spot it until after I had posted it. Sorry about that.)

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