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"I hunger," the vampire said.
"Again? I haven't recovered from your last meal."
"It is my nature."
"It's your nature to be dramatic. Besides, why blood?"
"It is alive. It is life force that nurtures me."
"That's it? Let me introduce you to yoghurt, and sourdough bread, and beer."
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@MicroSFF That’s what I call culture. 😂
@MicroSFF that's one way to kill a vampire. 
@MicroSFF cheese is really good for this too