Follow
"I hunger," the vampire said.
"Again? I haven't recovered from your last meal."
"It is my nature."
"It's your nature to be dramatic. Besides, why blood?"
"It is alive. It is life force that nurtures me."
"That's it? Let me introduce you to yoghurt, and sourdough bread, and beer."
#MicroFiction 'TootFic 'SmallStories
@MicroSFF That’s what I call culture. 😂
@MicroSFF that's one way to kill a vampire. 
Server run by the main developers of the project 
It is not focused on any particular niche interest - everyone is welcome as long as you follow our code of conduct!
@MicroSFF cheese is really good for this too