"Don't you want to heat that?" the alien asked.
"No, ice cream is meant to be cold."
"Do you humans not have cold receptors to warn you?"
"Yeah, but it depends on context."
"Wait, you humans rewire your warning signals to pleasure depending on context?"
"It's a lovely ice cream."
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@MicroSFF "Wait, you humans rewire your warning signals to pleasure depending on context?"
"Oh yeah baby, that's what makes it really hot!"
"Now we're talking about hot instead of cold?"
Alien starts edging towards the door. "I don't understand your idiom, but I understand 'blows' is sometimes a reference to an explosion? Why would you want to explode my mind?"
@MicroSFF Remember Masoch's Law — for every possible experience, no matter how painful or otherwise "obviously" unpleasant, there's someone out there who likes it.
@MicroSFF THis reminds me of Humans as Space Orcs
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