Follow

"You think I offered myself as tribute for that?" said the maiden.
"You're very brave," the dragon said. "Now stand-"
"Dude, no!"
"But-"
"We thought you would kill the village unless you got a virgin!"
"I never-"
"You just wanted me as bait so you can meet a unicorn? Ew!"

Sign in to participate in the conversation
Mastodon

Server run by the main developers of the project 🐘 It is not focused on any particular niche interest - everyone is welcome as long as you follow our code of conduct!