"As a knight," the king said, "it is your duty to kill dragons."
"Very well, my liege," the knight said. "Um. May I ask why?"
"Because they hoard wealth without sharing, and people live in fear of their capricious moods."
"Very well, my liege," the knight said and drew his sword.

Very well, Mr Murdoch / Bezos / Gates ...


(Later.). “He wasn’t speaking metaphorically?”

King: The dragon kidnapped the princess!
Me: Good luck with that.

Later, to the dragon: "So, you recruiting for overthrowing the monarchy?"

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