"So, uh, you're an android, huh?"
The android looked at the man, then lifted a hand and studied it. "Wow, how about that."
"So, uh, what equipment do you have?"
"Pardon?"
"Down there."
The android looked at the man's pointing finger."
"The usual."
"Cool, cool. Which is?"
"Jaws."

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"So, uh, you're an android, huh?"
The android looked at the man, then lifted a hand and studied it. "Wow, how about that."
"So, uh, what equipment do you have?"
"Pardon?"
"Down there."
The android looked at the man's pointing finger.
"The usual."
"Cool, cool. Which is?"
"Jaws."

@MicroSFF I'm glad the world gynoid isn't used all that often anymore. Makes it easier for idiots like this one to be mocked.
This is also why future AIs should not be fully prevented from lying. (Unless this one actually is speaking the truth, in which case also great!)

@MicroSFF @sohkamyung (boosted) The equipment it has "down there" would probably depend on whether it was an android or a gynoid.

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