Videogame themed shoeshop called Dark Soles.

R*, you can have that for GTA6 for a fiver.
Banksy, ten quid.

-v: verbose
-vv: more verbose
-vvv: maximum verbose
-vvvvvv: you are captain Viridian, stranded in a strange dimension, searching for your crew

Just discovered Re-Volt GL, a cross-platform rewrite / port of Re-Volt. Runs beautifully with 60FPS on 4k, on my lousy iGPU.

Wasted so many glorious hours with this game in the summer of '99 😆


"INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY!!" I shriek as I punch you directly in the solar plexus, knowing full well that laws do not apply to me today

@Middaparka yeah, I've asked them to look at it again, and provided a ream of links proving that I made it. See what they say. I would guess it'll be fine, just made me laugh :D

"I use Linux as my operating system," I stated proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. He swiveled around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision. "Actually," he said with a grin, "Linux is just the kernel. You use GNU+Linux!" I don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk: "I use Abyss, a distro that doesn't include the GNU coreutils, or any other GNU code. It's Linux, but not GNU+Linux."

The smile quickly drops from the man's face. His body began convulsing, he foamed at the mouth, and he dropped to the floor with a sickly thud. As he writhed around he screamed, "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!" In a cool fashion, I replied "Abyss uses the LLVM compiler suite, GCC uninvolved."

With a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life was ejected from his body. He lied on the floor, cold and limp. I've womansplained him to death.

UK poltics 

I was going to write something _deeply profound_ about living in the current UK political system being a bit like being Bruce Dern's character in Silent Running, but it doesn't really make sense, still it was a pretty good film for the time so there you go I guess yup.

Retrospecs 2.10 is now available in the App Store.

In addition to a slew of bug fixes, this version also adds a basic Apple ][ Hi-Res mode.

Hope you all enjoy. \o/

‪Don’t want to spoil anyone’s Game of Thrones viewing, but the bit where Bo and Duke jump the General Lee over the creek is just absurd.‬

UK politics 

I'm definitely no fan of his politics, but it's certainly a refreshingly honest approach…

If I had the necessary coinage, I'd open an Old Programmers Rest Home, where we could talk about past glories before retiring for another restless night of interrupted sleep.

You'd have to be at least thirty-five and hence truly over the hill to be old enough for admittance.

You can spot if software is made by assholes by applying “Thomas’ Settings Inversion Test”.

If the software is infinetly more useful and less of a pain in the ass if you invert all settings, it is made by assholes.

For example, Twitter and Windows privacy settings.

‪Why not give your clothing that special wintery feel by putting a tissue in with the washing.‬

‪(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ *:・゚✧‬


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