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@doctorjaymarie @MikeyMcFilms

Why did the programmer quit their job?

Because try as they might, they just couldn’t get arrays.

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What do pirates use to buy thermal underwear?

Long John silver.

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Why should you seek shelter when the weather is heading for the airport?

Because it’s out there hailing cabs.

The Curse of La Mikey McFilms

@inthehands @doctorjaymarie@mastodon.world

the first one was lost on me but i like the other two

@MikeyMcFilms
In programming, an “array” is an ordered sequence of items indexed by number (and pronounced like “a raise”)

@inthehands

i got the "a raise" part but had no idea what an array was