My kid won Homecoming court for sophomore year which is fantastic, but as a lifelong weirdo who avoided popular kids in HS like they were the plauge, it's super weird to be the parent of a popular, well adjusted, teenage boy lol.

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They're never gonna shut up about that bagel are they?

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“Nazi Punks F**k Off: How Black Flag, Bad Brains, and More Took Back Their Scene from White Supremacists” Show more

I'm legit addicted to Gatorade and i have no idea how it happened.

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Yesterday on the bird site someone asked who your middle school crush was and I said Keanu Reeves but after much thought I think it was actually Endless Mike from Pete and Pete lol

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walking from Barnes and noble to gamestop is like reading the end of flowers for algernon

Who else remembers the weird ballroom dance movie phase of the 90's? The 90's were so weird lol.

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I want to join this gang but I don’t know if I’m cool enough :breathe:

Walked in on my son jerking it today so I'm pretty sure we both have to move out now.

Who jerks it with the door open and the covers off tho? C'mon!

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this pic was posted to twitter, but I think that can be overlooked because this is a blessed picture and everyone should see it

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Last night this little hummingbird hawk-moth was enjoying the rain in my yard. Nature is so cool 😊

Why does this week feel like it's lasted 20yrs 😑

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This place is full of exciting young people, boost if you’re old and weary

When did I become a person who says "delish"??? I blame Instagram.

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