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it feels like the news these days might as well be generated by mad libs

trying to come up with a halloween costume...any suggestions?

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went to the hairdresser roday but then it rained really hard and now my hair is ruined 😭

death 

my childfriend's dad died and it made me so aware of my own mortality and my parents' mortality. i hate that feeling 😫

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mastodon can really make itself a great site if it automatically bans anyone with a greco-roman statue avatar.

mildly interesting fact of the day: there's an alternate romani flag with a red star on it as a tribute to yugoslavia, who helped organize the first world romani congress in 1971.

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I’m the guy that updates all the verbs on Wikipedia pages to past tense when a celebrity dies

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Every time the Onion did a faux advice column it was so great.

This one is called "Ask A Freshman English Class Going Around The Room And Saying A Little Bit About Themselves" and it's just TOO good

theonion.com/ask-a-freshman-en

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