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You’re just a shallow man who can only slam on desks and point at people for fun.

So I'd die for everyone in the spiderverse movie I'm LIVING the movie was so good

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hello everyone i’ve arrived to tell u that birds are real it’s us who aren’t

@jordanr who knows but so far I like social better than berries

Changing instances was less stressful than I thought it would be and I can still use social... Who would have thought

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okay so something HAPPENED and that’s why everyone is moving to berries. what is it. what is it that happened

I'm gonna lose my shit I leave for a day or so and everyone is changing instances I'm so confused

Mmkdan ✅ boosted

So let me get this str*ght
One of yall dmed the instance admin fucking porn then got banned for it and now you're all running away? Tch.

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i havent seen any untagged dick even when i unblocked all the untagged dick accts.. a beautiful ending

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i'm never moving instances advertise me to your instances so i don't have to go there

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