nude, selfie, eye contact 

Mastodon is this chain of people who don’t know they’re beautiful crushing on people who don’t know they’re beautiful.

Cute date idea: you ask me out and then take me on a cute date.

Do you ever just look at your bank account and immediately just wish you were like a sea cucumber or something

Hiiiii, I’m moody. Wanna go on a date? Or fight? Or whatever?


also, all of you should have a crush on me

Meet me at nook’s cranny in 15 minutes for an ass kicking

a ghost story (001) 

I’m consistently amazed about how many matches I get on tinder. Someone must be punkin’ me.

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