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Despite evidence to the contrary, I actively do not believe in Shit Posting

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Paradise Lost, anti-Fascism, suicide 

Hey friends. I know it's a hard and scary world out there right now. And I know sometimes, it seems like giving up is the best path. But remember, you have comrades. Belial's speech against the suicidal war plans of Moloch in Book 2 of Paradise Lost has the right idea

"What can we suffer worse? is this then worst,
Thus sitting, thus consulting, thus in Arms?"

As long as we're together, fighting back, planning, we're okay. We'll be okay

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Okay, gather round and let me tell you about the time I accidentally read a tarot spread about capitalism

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Boost if you think Mastodon should allow you to import your toots across instances, reply if you know who to talk to about doing that, ignore if you poop your pants every DAY

Helpful mastodon friends, can you link me to a 101 explainer on instances and federation? Please don’t just reply with an explanation for now, I want to read something first for background and then ask more specific questions.

Good morning friends, I want you to know that when I wake up before my partner and get out of bed my dog does a mini welcome home dance to welcome me back to the waking world and it’s the cutest thing.

Poop, 9/11 

No, I most definitely did not say “I have to take a shit the size of ground zero”, what a weird thing to ask!!!!

Selfie, eye contact, the evil power master 

Everyone really likes my shirt!

Todd's Hog?

*lights cigarette, inhales, blows out smoke*

I haven't heard that name in years

work complaining, mental health, drug and alcohol mention, suicide and homicide mention 

i... don’t want to do this work anymore tbh.

it’s not even about helping people. we turn away those seeking treatment for drug and alcohol, and homeless folks

if they’re not suicidal or homicidal we won’t see them, for the most part

and some of that was the hospitals decision, not our agency, but the other place i worked at was similar and it was not the hospitals call.

i want to actually Help

i hate that every reality show has to have an elimination at the end of the episode. it's so uncomfortable to watch.

i'm ok with one person winning, but one person losing feels much worse

excuse me, i can't seem to reach the toots. could somebody please give me a boost?

Attention NERDS (do not read if ur not a nerd) 

I love you. That is all.

Apparently some one at my school confronted a fellow Jew with some blatantly anti-Semitic shit. I have only heard about this second-hand. I am feeling bummed.

goyish nonsense 

i really wish goyim would cool it with the whole “yr jewish? i know a little hebrew, let me speak it to you” routine.

hey, it’s me, the fanny pack fairy! boost to borrow one of my fanny packs, fav for 25 seconds of good luck, ignore to hurt my feelings and make me wipe away my tears with one of my many fanny packs

to anyone thinking of follow shaming me for my ratio: know that I can feel no shame, and that my expert rhetorical skills and clever charm will turn you into the bad guy and me into the handsome victim.

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