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Despite evidence to the contrary, I actively do not believe in Shit Posting

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Paradise Lost, anti-Fascism, suicide 

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Okay, gather round and let me tell you about the time I accidentally read a tarot spread about capitalism

Boost if you think Mastodon should allow you to import your toots across instances, reply if you know who to talk to about doing that, ignore if you poop your pants every DAY

Helpful mastodon friends, can you link me to a 101 explainer on instances and federation? Please don’t just reply with an explanation for now, I want to read something first for background and then ask more specific questions.

Good morning friends, I want you to know that when I wake up before my partner and get out of bed my dog does a mini welcome home dance to welcome me back to the waking world and it’s the cutest thing.

Poop, 9/11 

Selfie, eye contact, the evil power master 

Todd's Hog?

*lights cigarette, inhales, blows out smoke*

I haven't heard that name in years

work complaining, mental health, drug and alcohol mention, suicide and homicide mention 

i hate that every reality show has to have an elimination at the end of the episode. it's so uncomfortable to watch.

i'm ok with one person winning, but one person losing feels much worse

excuse me, i can't seem to reach the toots. could somebody please give me a boost?

Attention NERDS (do not read if ur not a nerd) 

Apparently some one at my school confronted a fellow Jew with some blatantly anti-Semitic shit. I have only heard about this second-hand. I am feeling bummed.

goyish nonsense 

hey, it’s me, the fanny pack fairy! boost to borrow one of my fanny packs, fav for 25 seconds of good luck, ignore to hurt my feelings and make me wipe away my tears with one of my many fanny packs

to anyone thinking of follow shaming me for my ratio: know that I can feel no shame, and that my expert rhetorical skills and clever charm will turn you into the bad guy and me into the handsome victim.

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