Like clockwork.

RT @TheMoatman@twitter.com

I'm watching weeb shit again, must be time for a depressive episode.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/TheMoatman/status/

Both of my apartment's smoke alarms constantly go off when I'm stir frying or if something steams too hard, but they don't make a peep when I forget to turn the stove off and my apartment starts to fill with smoke.

Sure, I guess.

RT @chibikki_ikki@twitter.com

i am telling you sasuke, these things are better than our ninjutsu-dattebayo

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/chibikki_ikki/stat

RT @ollieatnccgroup@twitter.com

The security implications if 127.1.0.0 - 127.255.255.255 becomes Internet routable is hard to quantify. It feels wise to err on the side of caution and not..

.. if it does you have to think bug bounty players, APT and everyone else going to be likeπŸ€‘

ietf.org/id/draft-schoen-intar

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/ollieatnccgroup/st

It's been a perfect early warning system for the past however many years.

Show thread

I'm watching weeb shit again, must be time for a depressive episode.

RT @zentreya@twitter.com

That’s it
Today is the last straw
I’m fucking stupid

I put my phone in the toaster
And scrolled up on my waffle for just a second before realizing

SOMEONE STOP ME

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/zentreya/status/14

RT @_dmoser@twitter.com

πŸš‡ Why you shouldn’t hang out at the end of railway tunnels πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/_dmoser/status/145

RT @Fugiman@twitter.com

"you have to keep the tab unmuted" No
"you have to talk in chat" No
"you have to set your status as Active" No
"you can't watch multiple streams" You can watch a handful safely
"you have to remove ?referrer=raid" No

Got any more nonsense you'd like me to debunk while I'm here?

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/Fugiman/status/140

RT @SirOpsALot@twitter.com

I just learned that 1 horse has about 15 horsepower and I'm so mad I can't think straight

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/SirOpsALot/status/

RT @MNateShyamalan@twitter.com

never recovered from the first time i heard the word β€œacai” out loud. that wasn’t even in my top 15 guesses

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/MNateShyamalan/sta

RT @CrankyFed@twitter.com

This guy would have upwards of 50k followers on this site, and his tweets would be absolutely insane

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/CrankyFed/status/1

So the insulation in my apartment sucks. That's surprising since it stayed pretty cool during the summer, but now it's also staying cool in the fall. Plus the heater is awful. I ran it at 78 for a couple hours and there wasn't a single place in the apt over 74, most were 64-70.

RT @Yair_Rosenberg@twitter.com

The vaccine clinical trials for kids had 5 adverse events, none of them related to the vaccine. One kid swallowed a penny, which is exactly (and hilariously) what you'd expect during a trial that includes 5-year-olds. yourlocalepidemiologist.substa

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/Yair_Rosenberg/sta

My memories of that first week of recovery (liquid diet lasts a week) are pretty foggy, but I distinctly remember sobbing as I tried to force myself to eat more pudding because I'd had so few calories that I could barely function.

I lost 20 pounds in a week.

Show thread

Today I was reminded about my reflux surgery and realized that I haven't eaten pudding since.
Jello and broth are still fine, but I get nauseous if I even look at gelatin-based pudding anymore.

Show older
Mastodon

Server run by the main developers of the project 🐘 It is not focused on any particular niche interest - everyone is welcome as long as you follow our code of conduct!