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“However, a good laugh is a mighty good thing, and rather too scarce a good thing; the more's the pity. So, if any one man, in his own proper person, afford stuff for a good joke to anybody, let him not be backward, but let him cheerfully allow himself to spend and to be spent in that way. And the man that has anything bountifully laughable about him, be sure there is more in that man than you perhaps think for.”
― Herman Melville, Moby-Dick or, The Whale

Trick ‘r Treat is a fantastic horror flick and I highly recommend it for any Halloween lover/ horror buff.

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ALL of our users can generate invite codes. If youd like an account, just let us know.

Registrations are "closed" due to a spammer targeting our instance.

If you're human, you can get an account 😉

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NEVERMIND I CAN MAKE MASTODON LOOK LIKE BULLSHIT IT'S GOOD ACTUALLY

things mastodon taught me:
- there is such thing as a good bot
- its ok to not know my orientation
- furries are everywhere like wow

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There is a new ad for beer with a song playing called “we like beer” and I am 4 this. Time to go drinking tonight...

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