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yesterday i found out the reason theres this one extremely loud seagull on my street that makes a noise every morning at the same time, is because the old lady at number 43 feeds it, she stands outside her front door with a plate and feeds the seagull, same time every day. and then of course, the gull's friend, its annoying pal comes by and tries to steal the food, right out of its mouth!! so our loud boy makes his sound, doesnt he. to tell his friend the following: "screw of!!!!". and thats it
@jk every bird vocalisation is either "screw off!!!!" or "screw me!!!!"
