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A fake vampire, or "shampire"

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A vampire who wants your credit card details, or "scampire"

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A vampire who sleeps in a tent, or "campire"

An illuminated vampire, or "lampire"

Count Dracewela's child, or "lambpire"

A vampire who's the empress of a bunch of footstools, or "the ottoman empire"

A slightly wet vampire, or "dampire"

A vampire wearing glittery makeup and tight leather jeans, or "glampire"

A vampire who assists with wheelchair accessibility, or "rampire"

A Biblical vampire, or "Father Abrahampire"

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A vampire with powers over electricity, or "ampire"

@marlyn a vampite who sends you endless electronic mail, or "spampire"

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A vampire who injured themselves while exercising, or a "crampire"

A vampire who's won the Olympic gold, or "champire"

A vampire who's giving you salacious looks, or "Count Draculeer"

A vampire sweet potato, or "yampire"

A vampire from the Netherlands, or "Amsterdampire"

Whoa-oah, Black Betty, bamalampire

A vampire who lives under the sea, or "clampire"

Come on and slampire, and welcome to the vampire

A vampire who played Don Draper, or "John Hammpire"

A vampire who moves on rails, or "trampire"

A vampire who walks really heavily, or "stampire"

A vampite who's trying to bamboozle you out of your hard-earned money, or "flimflampire"

@Murkrow for a moment I thought it was a joke about Ruby 😜

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A vampire DJ that goes by the pseudonym, "Winampire"

@Murkrow a vampire who specializes in dehydration-related injuries, or "crampire"

@balrogboogie a vampire who specialises in studying for exams at the last minute, or "crampire"

@Murkrow a vampire who builds stereo equipment, or "ampire"

@Murkrow A vampire who specializes in constructing large civil engineering structures, or "dampire"