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boost this to let my followers know i'm on a new instance, and also because i like the little boopy notification sound

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Okay, "fuck white people" is nice but have you tried "fuck 25 y/o german developers of mastodon people"??

*walking by table where i just saw someone eating escargot*
what up, snail breath?

*a metrosexual blows down the road like a tumbleweed*

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can’t wait to bust out my single-wale corduroys this fall.

selfie, i guess. t-shirt, holes. Show more

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late night on the religious channel they have a preacher feature showcase.

mutual avoidance at the grocery store is the highest form of respect you can pay another person.

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My new favorite picture theme is "cats trying to summon beings from a horrifying realm"

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