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When someone breaks into my nextcloud and steals all my recipes, I'll look back on this post and sigh wistfully.

I really need to spend some time securing my VPS because, frankly, the attack surface on that thing is like a continent wide, but it is such a monumental task.

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Ominous positivity 

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carrot is a low-tier vegetable. and yet everyone is so obsessed just because it's Orange

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sonic the hedgehog more like masonic hedgehog, it's illuminati indoctrination, wake up

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I would pay good money to be man hunted.

Holy shit, turns out international non-binary peoples day is also my birthday! That rules.

mh 

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aaaahhhhhhhhh three hours sleep and a big meeting today

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I have payed rent. and my hatred for landlords has GROWN

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