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I admit I don't use Masto that often but I think its a good place to link my telegram channel, so that people have a way to see my new work/stream announcements outside of Birdsite t.me/nemochannel

Here's a picture of Donald Duck lookin at that big nut

I admit I don't use Masto that often but I think its a good place to link my telegram channel, so that people have a way to see my new work/stream announcements outside of Birdsite t.me/nemochannel

Here's a picture of Donald Duck lookin at that big nut

Gender is a playground and you're allowed to swing on the monkeybars if you want.

Hitting Post All after spending an hour writing up 15 Postybirb entries is like entering the launch sequence for a series of nuclear missiles

You just pray that what you did was the right thing, that the scientists were right, and that not too many people will die

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Femdom: wanting to be dominated by a female

Wisdom: wanting to be dominated by a wizard

*steps up to podium, adjusts microphone, checks notes*

Booty Rune

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boost if your a big special boy who deserves treats, fav to give me treats

Hey party people, I just ran into this and hey. Don't add people who have you blocked on some other site here.

They chose to limit your access to them for a reason, and by trying to circumvent that choice you are proving that their choice was empirically correct. Just let it be, friends.

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I keep getting little reminders of how weirdly defense-oriented my time on Birdsite has made me. I keep thinking "Oh I can't talk about (thing), that will attract chuds," forgetting that if a chud opens his mouth on Mastodon, @Gargron will come out of the sky riding a great chariot pulled by celestial cats made of starlight, a mighty thunderbolt ready in his hand, and surely the chud will be destroyed by his power immediately

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When I was a kid, Tonka launched a toyline called Rock Lords in an attempt to compete w/ Transformers. But instead of transforming into cool shit, they transformed into fucking rocks. The tagline was "Powerful living rocks!". I get angry just thinking about it

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"Did you kill me because I am evil?" the man asked.
"You are not evil," said the unicorn."Oh. Good."
"Nobody is evil. Nobody is good." The unicorn shook the blood off its horn. "It is not being, it is doing. You? You chose to do evil."

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