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A ghost appears to haunt a man at his desk.

"Your company killed me!"
"God. Jesus. Listen, I just process reports, go haunt the CEO. He's a dick."

The ghost floats upwards, and then comes back down a minute later.

"Their office is warded against spirits."
"I'm sorry what"

"Being polite" is actually a very harmful Canadian stereotype, but at least we apologize a lot

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I wanna set a d&d game in the weird, vague, Tokyo-inspired nonsense that exists in that one certain genre of nerdcore/weebcore album cover art.

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Ability: Zen Mode
Hidden Ability: Stance Change
Notable Moves: Power of One, Aegis, Holy Sacrifice, Light Ball, Quick Silver, Ethereal Claws, Streamline, Reflect

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Introducing another Lego creation, Shrine Gepald! It is basically the next evolution of Gepald. It is an exorcist and priest who helps those in need. It can switch to Shrine Mode to help itself meditate and observe its environment while it stores up energy.

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I understand that we are all just trying to figure out life with each other but… it is very discouraging that so many people are still stuck on such fundamentally unanswerable questions.

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NICKELODEON'S MOST WTF CARTOON
There's a sponge... and he works at a fast food joint? And there's a SQUIRREL there? Uhhh...... okay, lol

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anyway Boss Baby was funny because it leaned into the absurdity of its premise and by all accounts the sequel is leaning in even harder and that's great

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sometimes a cartoon has a silly premise because that's funny

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they know it's weird that the lady falls in love with the bee
that's the joke
it's a funny joke

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my hottest cartoon take is that I think flatly applying the 'laugh at bad movies' attitude leaves audiences unprepared for and confused by movies like Boss Baby and Bee Movie that are weird and stupid on purpose

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I’m afraid my break from YouTube has come to an end. At least it was a good run!

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@FirstProgenitor Me, after getting turned into a werewolf or some shit: Fuck yeah this rules, awoooo

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honestly on a branding level the most interesting thing to me is this apple-esque abstract color field they show off the screen with, rather than, like, a game

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