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muesli

8 rabbits or 1 rabbyte.

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josef

*the sound keeps getting higher*

me: *ominously* the quist is nigh

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pros of my commit messages: they're all meaningful.
cons of my commit messages: sometimes they're things like "This LaTeX file actually compiles now"

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nonse, sports, politics 

[Nate Silver voice] "WAR. WAR never changes."

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SimCity2000 Traffic Helicopter

Z MOST POPULATED CITY EVER!!
February 8, 2084
Total population is 970.

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Blackle Mori

look at this video my friend made youtube.com/watch?v=Hc5CVTOFf-

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misinfo 

Theseus class ships are notable for their high maintainability, resulting in enormously long service lives...

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Elda King

Scientists have long pondered the existence of alien life, and why we can't find it.

Taking a famous example: if there exists intelligent life in the galaxy, and it's respiration produces carbon dioxide, why isn't the galaxy fluffy like bread? This conjecture is known as the "Ferment Paradox".

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math, violence 

Slowly becoming convinced that the most fun parts of trig involve finding firing solutions

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astronomers naming things 

MAROON-X: Magellan Advanced Radial velocity Observer Of Neighboring eXoplanets

After being built, MAROON-X was installed on the Gemini-North telescope in (Hawaii), rather than either of the Magellan telescopes (in Chile)

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Pondering what pride flags have colors that would work well for plots. Probably both the non-binary and trans ones, though the default rainbow is sadly out. Not sure about the bisexuality one. The lesbian should work as a gradient...

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subtooting rainbow capitalism discourse 

So I saw one of those pride-themed logos for Shinra corp, and am reminded that Advent Children accidentally resulted in a lot of moral ambiguity in terms of destroying Shinra.

Like, a lot of the city wasn't in that great shape, but more importantly the power was explicitly replaced with fossil fuels. (Barrett talks with excitement about finding an oilfield)

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Alex :yikes:

there's no actual point to this comic, it's just a conversation i had with my parents circa 2000

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Elda King

Idea for a D&D villain: the mysterious head of a villainous thieves guild, known only as "The Chairman".

He is a mimic in the shape of a big armchair.

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misinformation 

Put your p-values in a hydraulic press to ensure that they're less than 0.05

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NASA's next Discovery program selection is 2 Venus missions:

go.nasa.gov/NewVenusMissions

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Alex, the Wizard of Docs

As I was waking up, I heard a crow making noise, and then more crows joined in making the same noise.

Is that how caw and response works?

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misinfo? 

Why say that you're just vibing when you can talk about emitting phonons?

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nonse 

mentally rotating the cube above breakup speed

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No, firefox spellcheck, I meant "gigatons", not "megatons"

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