@Nezchan If only we didn't have our own brand of Nazis mucking things up. :(

@Nezchan HUCKABEE

[reads part of Bible where some dude almost kills his son after God tells him to] "This is totally fine"

[reads part about God slaughtering swaths of children] "I don't see a problem with this"

[reads about a zombie lamb with seven horns and seven eyes] "Damn straight"

[sees a kid making out with another kid wearing a costume] HEY THAT'S WEIRD AND FREAKY STOP THAT RIGHT NOW