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d-did we all collectively run out of funny juice or something-

Twink oppression on this site is kinda valid we deserve it

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Time to stop eating again because anything I ingest is causing me extreme pain

My mom keeps poking fun at how I smell like I’m unhygienic or something and just now demanded I shower every night even though I also shower every morning like cool my skin will just dry out into nothing I guess and I’ll still smell bad because I’m a sweaty boy??? Like??? Name one (1) boy with no BO no matter how much he showers it’s not possible

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you'd have to be a dumbass to be on mastodon

Everything in my body hurts all the time

At the drive thru, to my bank card:
Please don’t get declined please don’t get declined please don’t get decl

I want to start voice acting whatever character I’m playing when I’m on overwatch

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im so used to seeing 'sasuke this' n 'kin that' on my home tab that going on local to see ppl talking about politics seems like an alternate dimension

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Country Toaaaads,
Take me hooooome,
To the plaaaace,
I belooong!
Mushroom Kingdom,
Rosalina,
Take me hooooome
Captain Toad

Nazi appropriation of punk culture is now banned

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