My reaction, which I did NOT post, was "If you aren't interested enough to actually answer the door and meet your neighborhood kids, then there should be no surprise that they aren't interested enough in you to follow the instructions on your sign. Next time either hand it out at the door or turn off the porch light."

On my Nextdoor account, someone posted a video from their security camera of a couple of trick-or-treaters emptying the bowl of honor-system candy into their pillowcases. The kids look like they're about nine or ten. The poster was complaining about the kids and wanted to know if anyone knew who they were.

This weekend couldn't come soon enough. Man.

No context for you:

I hope he apologized with his tongue.

My kid and I, discussing Russian language:

Me: And then there's this other consonant, "tsch," which some people find difficult to pronounce.

Them: Fuck that noise.

Having a really, really rough day today. I feel like the world is falling apart. Everything seems pointless.

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;


Welcome to another year as a discrete, independent, embodied organic entity!

The Nobilis Erotica podcast is probably going to change in 2019.

Not sure what it's going to change into yet. Quite frankly, I'm nervous about going outside my comfort zone.

MY STARS, having glasses is so, so annoying.

Ugh, I keep forgetting to login to Mastodon...

One of the good things about being both an author and a narrator, is that I can stop myself when I write sentences like these:

"Shesta wished she shared his optimism."


Record some smut
Hook up the propane to the grill
Probably lots of other shit


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