coworker: [sends this gif] dont u wish u had one of those, xibanya?
me: why would i want one of those when i have a boyfriend?
boss: how is a snail like a boyfriend?
me: cute but takes fucking forever to do anything
coworker: he gets on top of her and leaves a sticky film when he's done
boss: god DAMN it https://mastodon.xyz/media/dWkAC0RBFAQUd-Q1UwY

**Mahou Josei ✅** @NoireArrows · Jun 22, 2017, 13:54

**Mahou Josei ✅** @NoireArrows · Jun 22, 2017, 13:54

Now on 4 separate instances

Whoops

**Mahou Josei ✅** @NoireArrows · Jun 22, 2017, 13:11

**Mahou Josei ✅** @NoireArrows · Jun 22, 2017, 13:11

Birdsite is shadowbanning people who say queer now

How is that site still running

**Mahou Josei ✅** @NoireArrows · Jun 21, 2017, 23:44

**Mahou Josei ✅** @NoireArrows · Jun 21, 2017, 23:44

Hell is real and it's called targeting cover letters

**Mahou Josei ✅** · Jun 21, 2017, 17:05

Mahou Josei ✅ boosted

**Mashable** @mashable@gnusocial.de · Jun 21, 2017, 17:05

Brutal Southwest U.S. heat wave sends temperature soaring to 125 degrees - http://mashable.com/2017/06/21/heat-wave-southwest-phoenix-flights-canceled/

**Mahou Josei ✅** @NoireArrows · Jun 21, 2017, 17:15

**Mahou Josei ✅** @NoireArrows · Jun 21, 2017, 17:15

Bleeeegh

My family and I have two separate ideas of what to do for my future and it's very stressful

**Mahou Josei ✅** · Jun 21, 2017, 16:31

Mahou Josei ✅ boosted

**BBC** @bbc@social.undernet.uy · Jun 21, 2017, 16:31

Microsoft admits disabling anti-virus software for Windows 10 users #bbc #technology http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-40356889

**Mahou Josei ✅** · Jun 21, 2017, 16:43

Mahou Josei ✅ boosted

**BBC** @bbc@social.undernet.uy · Jun 21, 2017, 16:43

Police officer 'stable' after stabbing at Michigan airport #bbc #international http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40360428

**Mahou Josei ✅** · Jun 21, 2017, 17:06

Mahou Josei ✅ boosted

**CyberPotato** @cyberpotato@shitposter.club · Jun 21, 2017, 17:06

PROTIP: If you don't want something to be seen on there internet, don't post it on the internet.

**Mahou Josei ✅** @NoireArrows · Jun 21, 2017, 08:39

**Mahou Josei ✅** @NoireArrows · Jun 21, 2017, 08:39

Real toot hours

Boost if you're up

**Mahou Josei ✅** · Jun 20, 2017, 13:15

Mahou Josei ✅ boosted

**Mashable** @mashable@gnusocial.de · Jun 20, 2017, 13:15

Netflix introduces interactive TV where you can pick the outcome - http://mashable.com/2017/06/20/netflix-interactive-tv/

**Mahou Josei ✅** @NoireArrows · Jun 20, 2017, 01:32

**Mahou Josei ✅** @NoireArrows · Jun 20, 2017, 01:32

Oh holy shit

So uh

There's a very real possibility that I'm somewhat arospec? Maybe?

....now what?

**Mahou Josei ✅** · Jun 19, 2017, 22:16

Mahou Josei ✅ boosted

**Late-game Bloodborne bunny** @bunnylyn@glitch.social · Jun 19, 2017, 22:16

Friends checking out my toots like https://glitch.social/media/jvSPPlUBmiTzHo0ZqFU

**Mahou Josei ✅** · Jun 19, 2017, 01:51

Mahou Josei ✅ boosted

**Community Moderator Noëlle** @CM_noelle · Jun 19, 2017, 01:51

Hi all. I don't mean to come down on anybody, but if you're under 18, before you post, please think: "What's the chance that the people who run Mastodon.Social will get in trouble if I post this?"

This is a difficult favor to ask. We all know that sexuality doesn't just turn on on your 18th birthday, but the laws aren't always so sensitive. It would be really awful if m.s had to shut down because we were hosting publicly-visible sexual content from posters 17 and younger.

**Mahou Josei ✅** @NoireArrows · Jun 19, 2017, 17:54

**Mahou Josei ✅** @NoireArrows · Jun 19, 2017, 17:54

I did not mean for Mastodon to become a vent account whoops

**Mahou Josei ✅** @NoireArrows · Jun 19, 2017, 17:52

**Mahou Josei ✅** @NoireArrows · Jun 19, 2017, 17:52

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