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Paul "Thirst Order" Krueger @NotLikeFreddy@mastodon.social

@chuckwendig Two geese apiece, and Gary Sinise in fleece, in exchange for the screen name's release?

@chuckwendig Two geese apiece, and a picture with Gary Sinise?

@chuckwendig If we were to take the Sam Sykes username on here, how many fine fatted geese do you think would be fair to demand from him in exchange for its custody