I saw Ted Cruz walking into a .25 adult peep show with what I think was a bottle of hand lotion.
Something something something
Ted's a fucking god to many, so don't go passing that shit around.
Ted likes him some sheep.
All barnyard animals are made nervous by Ted.
Somebody has a car with the best part of Ted. A stain on the back seat.
Ted's mom is now an avid abortion enthusiast.
Ted is a horrible human made worse by jesus.
Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.
RT @DelSchilling@twitter.com: I have been tweeting this everyday.
Will you join me?
Over 5100 Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women - #MMIW
#1yrago Florida Power and Light lobbyists made it illegal to use solar during outages https://boingboing.net/2017/09/18/rep-ray-rodrigues.html
RT @SavvyOlogy@twitter.com: Anthropology
Is white people's opinions
Of everyone else
Shit Merrick Garland did today:
Drank his coffee
Read the paper
Enjoyed the company of a wife that didn't wonder if he is a fucking rapist. His
Thought about children and not in a rapey way
Didn't black out
Worked on his book
Sucked no republican ass
Didn't need to say he never raped a 15 year old girl
Didn't worry if anyone would find out about how his 200,000.00 gambling debt disappeared
Took funny pictures of his cat and
had a pretty damn good day by most measures
Birtherism for everyone: Kansas woman told birth certificate can't be used for passport renewal
Murder and assault of sex workers, Border Control Show more
I really didn’t need a literal serial killer to make me want to entirely dismantle border patrol, but maybe the fact that this fucking monster went on a 2 week murder spree will... oh, who am I kidding, it will do nothing. They will do nothing to change the systemic issues that allowed this walking shit stain to do what he did. Fuck. Everything.
Husband, Father, Grandfather, BernieFuckingSanders
Date of death: September 25, 2032
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