I saw Ted Cruz walking into a .25 adult peep show with what I think was a bottle of hand lotion.
Something something something
Ted's a fucking god to many, so don't go passing that shit around.
Ted likes him some sheep.
All barnyard animals are made nervous by Ted.
Somebody has a car with the best part of Ted. A stain on the back seat.
Ted's mom is now an avid abortion enthusiast.
Ted is a horrible human made worse by jesus.
Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.

RT @DelSchilling@twitter.com: I have been tweeting this everyday.

Will you join me?

Over 5100 Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women -

🐦🔗: twitter.com/DelSchilling/statu

Ariel Sharon: I want to tell you something very clear, don't worry about American pressure on Israel, we, the Jewish people control America, and the Americans know it.

"If you are in a protest O.K.'d by the police, you are not in a protest, you are in a parade."

-Jimmy Dore

the year is 2033, the land mass which was once known as the continental u.s. is now nothing more than a series of islands. the span of land was sunk in the year 2031, in a successful effort to recalibrate global weather shifts due to u.s. dominated capitalism's effects on the globe.

u.s. the u.s.

sinking with seattle

#smallstories

If you feel you have a right to control how audience members are allowed to engage with or reproduce aspects or the entirety of your work, you aren’t producing art. You’re designing products.

I suppose there’s nothing wrong with that, but you aren’t an artist.

Shit Merrick Garland did today:
Drank his coffee
Read the paper
Enjoyed the company of a wife that didn't wonder if he is a fucking rapist. His
Thought about children and not in a rapey way
Didn't black out
Worked on his book
Sucked no republican ass
Didn't need to say he never raped a 15 year old girl
Didn't worry if anyone would find out about how his 200,000.00 gambling debt disappeared
Took funny pictures of his cat and
had a pretty damn good day by most measures

If I suddenly had millions of Elon's bucks, I'd use it to help his workers establish a union. Get them a nice building, copiers, that kind of shit.

Birtherism for everyone: Kansas woman told birth certificate can't be used for passport renewal
boingboing.net/2018/09/17/your

All you glass half fucking full maniacs thinking you're middle aged.
We'll just see about that.

Hmmm, that SCOTUS nom guy sexually assaulted me. The current admin is well known for bullying & threatening the lives & families of ppl who come forward about such things...think I’ll step forward to get attention for the most terrifying moment of my life.

-SAID NO VICTIM EVER

I never raped anyone when I was 17 and while I understand that I am disqualifying myself from any successful SCOTUS confirmation, I'm feeling pretty fucking good about it.

Howard Zinn: Dissent is the highest form of patriotism.

This. Defines. Courage.

RT @brianstelter@twitter.com It sounds like Christine Blasey Ford agonized over what to do. Whether to speak out on the record. With rumors spreading and reporters knocking, she decided to speak publicly: "I feel like my civic responsibility is outweighing my anguish and terror about retaliation."

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