I saw Ted Cruz walking into a .25 adult peep show with what I think was a bottle of hand lotion.
Something something something
Ted's a fucking god to many, so don't go passing that shit around.
Ted likes him some sheep.
All barnyard animals are made nervous by Ted.
Somebody has a car with the best part of Ted. A stain on the back seat.
Ted's mom is now an avid abortion enthusiast.
Ted is a horrible human made worse by jesus.
Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.
Server run by the main developers of the project It is not focused on any particular niche interest - everyone is welcome as long as you follow our code of conduct!