I saw Ted Cruz walking into a .25 adult peep show with what I think was a bottle of hand lotion.
Something something something
Ted's a fucking god to many, so don't go passing that shit around.
Ted likes him some sheep.
All barnyard animals are made nervous by Ted.
Somebody has a car with the best part of Ted. A stain on the back seat.
Ted's mom is now an avid abortion enthusiast.
Ted is a horrible human made worse by jesus.
Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.
RT @DelSchilling@twitter.com: I have been tweeting this everyday.
Will you join me?
Over 5100 Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women - #MMIW
@flip Backpacking really works for me.
@Ghast go big or go gnome
@isgleas Same here, I buy two pair of cheater glasses everytime I'm out which in the maths world would indicate I have several thousand pairs but no. It was all I could do to find the ones I'm wearing so that I didn't spell good giraffe instead of morning✌️
@isgleas Batteries have a 10 year shelf life.
#1yrago Florida Power and Light lobbyists made it illegal to use solar during outages https://boingboing.net/2017/09/18/rep-ray-rodrigues.html
RT @SavvyOlogy@twitter.com: Anthropology
Is white people's opinions
Of everyone else
Shit Merrick Garland did today:
Drank his coffee
Read the paper
Enjoyed the company of a wife that didn't wonder if he is a fucking rapist. His
Thought about children and not in a rapey way
Didn't black out
Worked on his book
Sucked no republican ass
Didn't need to say he never raped a 15 year old girl
Didn't worry if anyone would find out about how his 200,000.00 gambling debt disappeared
Took funny pictures of his cat and
had a pretty damn good day by most measures
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Date of death: September 25, 2032
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