I saw Ted Cruz walking into a .25 adult peep show with what I think was a bottle of hand lotion.
Something something something
Ted's a fucking god to many, so don't go passing that shit around.
Ted likes him some sheep.
All barnyard animals are made nervous by Ted.
Somebody has a car with the best part of Ted. A stain on the back seat.
Ted's mom is now an avid abortion enthusiast.
Ted is a horrible human made worse by jesus.
Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.

RT @DelSchilling@twitter.com: I have been tweeting this everyday.

Will you join me?

Over 5100 Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women -

🐦🔗: twitter.com/DelSchilling/statu

Ariel Sharon: I want to tell you something very clear, don't worry about American pressure on Israel, we, the Jewish people control America, and the Americans know it.

"If you are in a protest O.K.'d by the police, you are not in a protest, you are in a parade."

-Jimmy Dore

@pisschrist@bofa.lol Vinegar may help as well, as awful as it sounds. The baking soda is no amusement either but they do work. Best of luck friend

the year is 2033, the land mass which was once known as the continental u.s. is now nothing more than a series of islands. the span of land was sunk in the year 2031, in a successful effort to recalibrate global weather shifts due to u.s. dominated capitalism's effects on the globe.

u.s. the u.s.

sinking with seattle

#smallstories

@isgleas Same here, I buy two pair of cheater glasses everytime I'm out which in the maths world would indicate I have several thousand pairs but no. It was all I could do to find the ones I'm wearing so that I didn't spell good giraffe instead of morning✌️

If you feel you have a right to control how audience members are allowed to engage with or reproduce aspects or the entirety of your work, you aren’t producing art. You’re designing products.

I suppose there’s nothing wrong with that, but you aren’t an artist.

Shit Merrick Garland did today:
Drank his coffee
Read the paper
Enjoyed the company of a wife that didn't wonder if he is a fucking rapist. His
Thought about children and not in a rapey way
Didn't black out
Worked on his book
Sucked no republican ass
Didn't need to say he never raped a 15 year old girl
Didn't worry if anyone would find out about how his 200,000.00 gambling debt disappeared
Took funny pictures of his cat and
had a pretty damn good day by most measures

If I suddenly had millions of Elon's bucks, I'd use it to help his workers establish a union. Get them a nice building, copiers, that kind of shit.

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