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12 bees in a trench coat
thats just a guy
just a guy

cant wait till im old and in bed scrolling through vine comps titled "vines your dumb grandkids wont get"

lesbian obliviousness is an epidemic and im suffering from it

no baby boomers have big dick energy cause its a renewable energy

what the fuck makes you think i give a shit Twitter

its slightly concerning to me that the inventor of toilet paper isnt the richest person ever

can we just get a sitcom of superhero lives? like thatd be so good. itd help us like the action bits better cause then we'd have developed more feelings for them

is facebook doing so bad that they have to make ads now saying they wont spy on you to sell your data

"people can be friends even if they have diffeeent opinions" yeah opinions like "pineapple goes on pizza" not "trans is a mental illness"

mother fucking ace excluders on my timeline can go die in a hole

yall what if we just used our 2nd amendment for what they say its for? what if we actually revolutionized?

"no one's braver than the troops" shit the fuck up jacob. they are given guns and the authority to shoot whatever they want. i had to come out as trans to a fucking republican.

when you get married a little blip pops up the upper right corner of your view and says "another player has joined your party"

the rain is fucking sideways fuck this

fucking love how separated our church and state are. its fucking fantastic isnt it? just incredible that all this time we've never let relgion effect our politics, just dandy

how the FUCK do people see 2 girls kissing and think "oh theyre suck good friend!" what the FUCK

no twitter i dont wanna fucking follow logic the dumb ass rapper

is johnny Knoxville a good person? or is he a bigot?