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12 bees in a trench coat
thats just a guy
just a guy

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who's going to tell all the newcomers about big tiddy alf

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I only buy Cheetos like once every three months because it takes roughly three months for me to forget that Cheetos do not actually taste good and in fact taste like cheese farts

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Enby equivalent of "King" or "Queen" = "Majesty"

Either use it like normal (your majesty) or as a noun/title (Majesty William, the Majesty of England)

this probably isn't super widely used because I just made it up right now, but hey, if you like it, go nuts

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PLEASE REBLOG THIS WARNING

HEY GUYS

The new Venom movie has a scene with intense flashing lights (the lab entry scene) and I received no warnings and had to leave (just for that scene) as I am epileptic!!! PLEASE share this since I’ve seen NO warnings being shared and this is very important and can prevent people from having seizures etc during the film.

Source: tumblr (not me)

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trans women are women, trans men are men, nonbinary ppl are saying that dunking on grimes is mean too so ima keep doing it

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i was wrong i cant do that so this account isnt getting deleted but im not longer gonna use it

i think i can transfer all of my old toots to my new account as well so it 'll be like nothing changed

hey guys how do i do the thing that lets me follow all of my old follows on a new account? i wanna completely move to efdn. also how do i send out that mass DM to my followers

i love it when my random shitposts with litterally no meaning, and that arent even funny gets likes. i litterally just strung some words into a sentence and .social eats it up

spoops in the castle scarin all the princes

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heehee she’s wearing my hoodie (^◇^)

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math wont teach ya how to problem solve n think
u kno wut will tho? pokemon battles

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