"...but like many superheroes, the Blanket Octopus gets a really rough deal in the romance arena. when a male locates a female, he swims up, rips one of his arms off, hands it to her, wanders off, and dies. TA-DA. that’s it for the Blanket Octopus romance arc.
it’s both the world’s worst and least romantic handshake."
https://bunjywunjy.tumblr.com/post/175151726951/the-caped-avenger
Remember my earlier toot about "wtf, nature"?