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A quick PSA:

I keep seeing "Mastodon is being slow" or "Mastodon is loading incorrectly."

The thing is, mastodon.social is loading slowly cos y'all are stressing the servers out.

Other instances aren't having this problem, and the easiest solution to the problem is to move to a different instance.

THERE'S SO MANY Y'ALL

*end PSA*

@MachineIV @OmaMorkie Scroll down a bit and basically just dip into it. There's no way you're ever going to read All The Posts, but you can certainly skim through every once in awhile :)

Then again, seeing as I've been on here for almost two years, I've also muted thousands of users and a few domains as well... so that helps. :thounking:

Use CWs 

If you're worried no one will see it - they will. You're reading this!

If you're worried it will make it hard to go viral - go away.

My friend @Magnulus (who was in the shoot @envgen filmed for me today) has just joined mastodon ^^

go follow them they're awesome go go goooo

#FF #FollowFriday

I’m still about $360 short on rent and need to pay my electric bill if anyone can help 🙏 I just need to get through the next few weeks before I move home. I’m disabled and currently unable to work and have no savings.

Cash.me/$pajamawitch or DM for Venmo or paypal

Who's down with having this publicly owned site take out the bird?

Sorry libs, “AR” actually stands for “Ayn Rand” and the “15” represents the age at which she and all other libertarians stop emotionally maturing

Award Out! Warning, contains promises of monetary reward 

I'll pay 250 USD for the first short story tweeted at me referencing Mastodon as it's core source of inspiration!
Also, I will pay 500 USD to the most re-tooted toot Mastodon.social with end of year

Can everyone NOT fall into the Twitter habit of faving everything to death and never sharing each other's thoughts and content? I think that was one of the most isolating things about Twitter culture.

is full of "Hi there I like SciFi. Let's talk some substance! @MachineIV iHunt - Killing Monsters in the Gig Economy... Anyone read it?

FACT: If a bear toots in the forest and nobody hears it, he still tooted.

You have been visited by the Old Wizard Cat of good fortune. Boost this Toot to bless a stranger.

mastodon is for friendship and new beginnings, we are not bringing negativity into these here toots in 2k18

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wild how i transitioned from the childhood period of constantly playing games and not being able to do serious stuff to now when i spend days doing literally nothing and complaining that i can't play games

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