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Being a Lawyer in this country must be equivalent to an atheist working as a priest.

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Shakespeare : "What's in a name ?"
Indians : Religion, Caste, Elections... basically everything..

But how did India's best author suddenly become sane ?

My company gives excellent work from home options.
But only on Saturdays and Sundays.

The southern most part of the earth I ve been to is Whitefield.

Like lambs being led to slaughter, I watched my co passengers on the Sri Lankan airlines receive that dreadful samosa.

*Travels to Delhi on a business trip*
*Doesn't contact friend on the next street*

*Travels to Seattle*
*Makes plan to visit friend in New York *

Funny how the govt wants me to link my Aadhaar to Paytm so it can track the 10 rupees I spend on my tea, but their funding through electoral bonds in 1000s of Crores is totally anonymous.

Ever wondered why HRs never get back on your applications?
All of them are busy out there giving gyan on LinkedIn.

I have a photographic memory.
I can remember stuff only when I see a picture of it.

Miss those days when a doc meant a medical practitioner.

Forget about the elephant in the room.
Let's address that lizard first.

So much traffic in Bangalore I wish Robert Frost was my driver. He would have taken the road less travelled by.

Dei ! 3000 Crores for a statue and all is fine. But scholarships in a prestigious institution is a waste of money ah. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♂️

Perhaps I should become a Pastor.
Imagine your weekend starting on a Monday.

Damn. Just took 5 steps without my fitness tracker on.
What a waste of time and effort.

Every list of Things to do before you die should have only one thing in it:


When I see a Board in a shop with spelling mistakes, I see an entrepreneur who has not let a foreign language(which he probably had no access to growing up) limit his customer base.

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