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When you keep running your tests without having saved your changes

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if you open tmux, ssh into another machine, open tmux, ssh back into your original machine and reattach to the original tmux session, tmux gets really confused

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- a microSD card weighs somewhere around 0.4g
- the highest capacity microSD that's easily available is 256GB
- a trebuchet can throw a 90kg projectile over 300m

90kg worth of microSD cards is 225,000 of them

Therefore a trebuchet can throw 57.6PB of data over 300m

This would have the highest throughput of any telecommunications network ever created

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i accidentally combined old code with new assets and now anise pirouettes constantly everywhere

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glip said "please draw a picture", so i did this smartass thing

ah, but what is the picture i drew /of/? if it's anything, then i've still drawn a picture, and defeated my own smartassery

don't worry. i thought of that

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long ago, the four elements lived in harmony

🌊 water

🌪️ air

⛰️ earth

:jorts: jorts

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*looks at Newton's cradle*

how does it work you ask?

momentum is stored in the balls

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I was trying to think of the term "singleton", & the first thing that came to my mind was "onesie".

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lesbian is a branch of debian send toot

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Gonna keep uploading my old until I figure out new stuff to post!

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if a cat sticks out its tongue to you and you can remember it clearly, is it... mlemorable?
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arp-egg-io
🥚🎹🎹🎹
🎹🥚🎹🎹
🎹🎹🥚🎹
🎹🎹🎹🥚
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thanks

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friendly reminder that the mastodon elephant is canonically agender

✨💖❤️

so i guess you could say their gender is... irrelephant

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I'd just like to interject for moment. What you're refering to as Mastodon, is in fact, Fediverse/Mastodon, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Fediverse plus Mastodon.

Mastodon is not a social network unto itself, but rather another component of a fully functioning estructure made useful by the ActivityPub standard, OSStatus protocol and vital federation components comprising a full federated social network as defined not by Eugen.

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Hey girls,

Did you know that at lvl 36, your

~Programmer’s Socks~

evolve to

~Mecha Pilot Leggings~

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