〜 @OokiePigster@mastodon.social

How programmers comment their code

When you keep running your tests without having saved your changes

girls are stored in the polycule send toot

if you open tmux, ssh into another machine, open tmux, ssh back into your original machine and reattach to the original tmux session, tmux gets really confused

- a microSD card weighs somewhere around 0.4g
- the highest capacity microSD that's easily available is 256GB
- a trebuchet can throw a 90kg projectile over 300m

90kg worth of microSD cards is 225,000 of them

Therefore a trebuchet can throw 57.6PB of data over 300m

This would have the highest throughput of any telecommunications network ever created

i accidentally combined old code with new assets and now anise pirouettes constantly everywhere

glip said "please draw a picture", so i did this smartass thing

ah, but what is the picture i drew /of/? if it's anything, then i've still drawn a picture, and defeated my own smartassery

don't worry. i thought of that

long ago, the four elements lived in harmony

🌊 water

🌪️ air

⛰️ earth

jorts

I made a hole in the fediverse

*looks at Newton's cradle*

how does it work you ask?

momentum is stored in the balls

I was trying to think of the term "singleton", & the first thing that came to my mind was "onesie".

lesbian is a branch of debian send toot

Gonna keep uploading my old #art until I figure out new stuff to post!

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thanks

friendly reminder that the mastodon elephant is canonically agender

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so i guess you could say their gender is... irrelephant

I'd just like to interject for moment. What you're refering to as Mastodon, is in fact, Fediverse/Mastodon, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Fediverse plus Mastodon.

Mastodon is not a social network unto itself, but rather another component of a fully functioning estructure made useful by the ActivityPub standard, OSStatus protocol and vital federation components comprising a full federated social network as defined not by Eugen.

Hey girls,

Did you know that at lvl 36, your

~Programmer’s Socks~

evolve to

~Mecha Pilot Leggings~

estrogen is stored in the boobs send toot