Geoff @OpinionatedGeek@mastodon.social

La nouvelle brosse à dents de ma mère

So Mars with water is just Firefox

ur gonna do great today, u got this

I was there the day Arthur rowed out on the lake.
I saw the hand rise out of the lake, saw Arthur leaning out of the boat, taking it.
Taking the Pen of Truth.
Arthur wrote he was given a sword, and so he was. He wrote peace, and so it was.
He never wrote the pen was unbreakable.
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

The salvage starships entered Earth orbit.
"We're sorry to alarm you," they broadcast. "We were led to believe your planet would be in nuclear winter now, with all sentients extinct."
There was a pause.
"Well done, avoiding that."
Another pause.
"We'll check back in fifty years."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

You know, as we worry about the future of international travel, I'll just put this out there- give me a solid wifi connection and some actual elbow room, and I'd happily spend a couple of days flying home on a solar powered zeppelin instead of taking a jet.

Can you imagine how quiet it would be too?

Like taking a sleeper train through the sky. I'm really about this idea.

we all know how this ends

When debugging code:

there is no reason for me to have done this

Has anyone seen Billy? He was here a minute ago.

RT @TinkerSec@twitter.com

Got suspended from Twitter for “Posting Private Information”

Guess posting all numbers from 000-00-0000 to 999-99-9999 was bad.

Satire is dead.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/TinkerSec/status/1179790674314645504

Wet paint.

Sometimes in programming we expect one result but get another.

We call this boolshit.

All leftist politics are Sinister Plots if you want to be an etymology pedant

(entering a haunted house)
I sure hope it's scary
(A curtain opens and a young person walks out)
"I was born years after 9/11"
No, stop...
"I've never not used the internet"
Help
"Franz Ferdinand is classic rock, to me"
I've got to get out of here

The male version of a waifu is husbando but it should be guyfu, and I will not hear anymore on this subject.

The reason “people are the monsters all along” is the scariest trope is because a person is just a ghost trapped in a skeleton trapped in a zombie.

A fearducken.

behold, a mockup of the reverse bayonet, the ultimate weapon

true story