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Our cat has decided to self-isolate out of an abundance of caution

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This is whats on my mind Mastodon. Thanks for asking.

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in one month's time it will be 02/02/2020 in both the correct and incorrect calendar formats which is kinda neat imo

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Sometimes people ask me what the secret to cutting your own hair is and it’s the same secret to how I live most of my life: be okay with totally fucking it up and wearing hats.

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me: i wonder what would happen if i trained the neural net gpt-2 on christmas carols?

me: ...

me: oh NO
aiweirdness.com/post/189845472

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Moving around (sports adjacent) challenge 

Just signed up for the Frozen Feet challenge - to try to walk or run a mile outdoors every day of January.

I would extend this as an invitation to join me, adapted in whatever way makes sense. I get that some of you are in the HOT season now (I am not). Also a mile might be way not healthy for some - so maybe pick a distance that feels good to you. The idea being to actually be outdoors daily, moving your body, being alive in the world. :flan_jorts:

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I don't want to watch a video
I don't want to listen to a podcast
Just give me text; I'm clearly looking for this answer in text form, c'mon

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“First off, full disclosure, I am not a cat person. Second off, after watching this frankly mortifying film adaptation of Andrew Lloyd Webber’s Cats, I’m not altogether sure I’m a movie person anymore either.”

- RTE Ireland

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Well I've heard there was a secret stash
of amontillado in a cask
but you don't really care for sherry, do you?

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closing my ransomware messages with "Sent from your iPhone"

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@Gargron As "Masto" pertains to 'breast', and "don" pertains to 'teeth', I feel you missed out on comedy gold by not labelling #mastodon platform's #statuses #titbits rather than 'toots.'

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Google Buys Fitbit for $2.1B

cnbc.com/2019/11/01/google-to-

I regret buying a Fitbit device. Not only does it kinda suck but now the data it collected on me is going to change hands as well.

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