Wired, 1993: Rebels with a Cause - Your Privacy. "On the cover were Eric Hughes, Tim May, John Gilmore, holding up an American flag, faces hidden behind white mask, their PGP fingerprints written on the foreheads. Gilmore even sporting an newly-founded EFF T-shirt. (from Thomas Rid, CS Monitor)"
Wired, 2019: YOU'RE IN PRIVATE MODE. To continue using a private window, sign in or subscribe. The title of the article being denied reads "It's Time to Switch to a Privacy Browser. Ad trackers are out of control".
Become a streamer, and use a Doom-like border around the game video. Extreme close-up of your real-time face in the bottom center, flanked by stream stats and various bullshit. Have monitors to the sides with stream chat and private chat, so that you're constantly glancing to the sides like Doomguy.
#DSCOVR, the deep space climate observatory satellite with a camera that always points at Earth, has been in safe mode for over a month. I hope they're okay!
(Also, it's weird to find that the bug in your desktop background script is a million miles away)