Back to the Future: Ditching my smartphone for an unlocked pantech impact p7000. I used this back in 2009! 😍

The thing that pisses me the most about the Sonic movie is that he has shoelaces when he CLEARLY uses Velcro!

Nation of sheep 🐑

Ruled by wolves 🐺

Owned by pigs 🐷

🔨💀 Fed the f**k up with Google. Sometimes I want to beat my smartphone with a hammer and switch back to a prepaid flip phone. Shit is out of control.

I honestly don't want a smartphone anymore. I want my Motorola Razr back.

Wanna spread positivity, so retoot this and I’ll validate you

@nuttgodd most natural grasses don't have to be mowed! a lot of them if they get too tall they just fall over and produce some neat looking effects. and they're usually so dense that they inhibit the growth of weeds while providing shelter for native fauna.

fescue grasses in particular are really beautiful when not mowed

There are two ways to be rich: One is by acquiring much, and the other is by desiring little.

You flip houses. You buy one for a steal because it’s allegedly haunted. As you’re tearing down a wall to make an open concept kitchen, cabinets are flying open and there’s moans. When the drywall comes down, you find that the studs aren’t wood or metal. They’re bone.

You know you are getting old when you are ecstatic over purchasing a food processor.

My neighbor has been using a long ass extension cord plugged into an outlet out in the hallway so he doesn't have to pay as much on his electric bill. 🤣😂

"I cured with the power that came through me. Of course, it was not I who cured, it was the power from the Outer World; the visions and ceremonies only made me like a hole through which the power could come to the two-leggeds. If I thought that I was doing it myself, the hole would close up and no power could come through."

Black Elk

Crazy Horse dreamed and went into the world where there is nothing but the spirits of all things. That is the real world that is behind this one, and everything we see here is something like a shadow from that one.

Black Elk

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