Saying the word Ganja makes me giggle. Even typing it. Hehe.

Cousin used to follow over 5k people on Insta, now only follows Allah(SWT) and his beloved Prophet Muhammad(SAW).
Top flex!

A bad ear infection. Sis got Nikaahed, good good, MashaAllah but, wtf s happening with my toes here?

It must be 50° outside. C.
Many curses on the Electricity department.

I must invest in a nail-cutter, can't realistically expect the sisters to never find out.

Changed mobile some months ago and realised only today that i didn't have Frankie and Johnny on the memory card. A very disturbing half hour.

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