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Do you ever think of a joke, then watch as it gradually gets less and less funny in your mind, until you're not even sure that it even classifies as a joke at all?

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RT @goosefat101@twitter.com: This disgusting sign demonstrates the disgusting ideologies we impose on humans trying to keep living. I want £200 fines for anyone trying to enforce this bullshitery. Imagine threatening to fine a person with no home or money £200.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/goosefat101/status

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Making little sparkly forest coasters and magnets :)

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The promise of capitalism is that one day I will be wealthy enough to outsource my toilet visits.

Crapitalism.

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RT @dodo@twitter.com: When real life isn't exactly like the movies 😂

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Finally: 'master/slave' terminology removed from Python #programming #language. May appear superficial to some, but signals like this entrenched in tech culture contribute to exclusionary environments.

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The best way to learn a language is to sign up to Duolingo then repeatedly leave it until twenty to midnight and just rush through the easiest lessons yet again just so that you squeeze it in before the target ticks over and you lose your streak.

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American nervously entering an English chip shop on #ChipShopFriday: “Urrrh, hi guys, errr… the gentleman outside recommended I ask for… err… a 'Lovely Susan', is that correct?"
The chip shop proprieter: “You hear that, me mates?! The bloody yank wants a Lovely Susan innit!”
Us, the locals, also in the chip shop, barely able to contain ourselves: “A Lovely Susan! Ur avin a laff m8! What a wanker! That’s a load of bollocks! You’re nicked mate, it’s off to the clink for you!” (we arrest him)

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