RT @firstname.lastname@example.org: This disgusting sign demonstrates the disgusting ideologies we impose on humans trying to keep living. I want £200 fines for anyone trying to enforce this bullshitery. Imagine threatening to fine a person with no home or money £200.
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House of Cards was a bad show that aired at the most inopportune time possible. “Everything bad in government is because of one evil mastermind!!” Fuck off
Finally: 'master/slave' terminology removed from Python #programming #language. May appear superficial to some, but signals like this entrenched in tech culture contribute to exclusionary environments.
American nervously entering an English chip shop on #ChipShopFriday: “Urrrh, hi guys, errr… the gentleman outside recommended I ask for… err… a 'Lovely Susan', is that correct?"
The chip shop proprieter: “You hear that, me mates?! The bloody yank wants a Lovely Susan innit!”
Us, the locals, also in the chip shop, barely able to contain ourselves: “A Lovely Susan! Ur avin a laff m8! What a wanker! That’s a load of bollocks! You’re nicked mate, it’s off to the clink for you!” (we arrest him)
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