**j'heck** @envgen · Dec 25, 2017, 12:32

**j'heck** @envgen · Dec 25, 2017, 12:32

j'heck @envgen

men's deodorant comes in four different smells

• petrol
• housefire
• off meat
• glue

**j'heck** @envgen · Dec 25, 2017, 12:37

**j'heck** @envgen · Dec 25, 2017, 12:37

this is only partially a joke, when i was unemployed i did market research questionnaires for beer money and one of the products was a new range of ""upmarket"" lynx deodorants, and some of the fragrances they wanted feedback on were, and i shit you not,

• wood
• glue
• rubber
• whiskey
• smoke

**Eden** @eden@queer.cloud · Dec 25, 2017, 12:42

**Eden** @eden@queer.cloud · Dec 25, 2017, 12:42

@envgen please make me smell like a mechanic who does woodcraft on weekends

**Samuel [Main]** @PatchworkMind · 2017-12-25T12:55:33Z

Samuel [Main] @PatchworkMind

@eden @envgen would 100% unironically wear that aftershave, not gonna lie. I ❤ woodshavings.

Dec 25, 2017, 12:55 · Tusky · 0 · 2

**Eden** @eden@queer.cloud · Dec 25, 2017, 12:56

**Eden** @eden@queer.cloud · Dec 25, 2017, 12:56

@PatchworkMind @envgen lynx knew their target market apparently

**Samuel [Main]** @PatchworkMind · Dec 25, 2017, 13:09

**Samuel [Main]** @PatchworkMind · Dec 25, 2017, 13:09

@eden @envgen A guy can dream; the usual stuff smells like car airfreshener. Blegh.