Paulrus @Paulrus@mastodon.social
I am the paulrus (coo-coo-ka-choo)...
Just coughed and feel like I loogied something up but don't know where it landed.
Haven;t been this nervous in a while.
WHERE IS IT?!?!?!
Elect a clown, expect a circus...
Can't stop listening to this new Gorillaz album--straight 🔥🔥🔥.
I've read about 9 or 10 definitions for "ennui" and I still don't know what it means and now I'm bored
Decided to listen to the Blood Diamond soundtrack at work...
Don't look. I'm crying for no reason...
Can coffee IVs be a thing please? My goodness I'm going to be worthless today.
every good joke i've ever come up with has been immediately followed by a mild panic attack about where i could've subconsciously stolen it from
I'm curious to know, does anyone have ideas for linking political conversations, activism, and engagement with social media?
They've been an engine driving personality, thoughtful exchanges of ideas, and innovation online. This is in large part due to the immediacy of social media on our phones as powerful portals into digital world.
How can we facilitate a more politically engaged population with social media?
Is this ^^ even possible?
Replies are appreciated and encouraged.
TMW you applied for job out of your league but they give it you. Time to #FakeItTillYouMakeIt https://mastodon.social/media/57aTab_lp2fqAcxv2Hs
Dentist: "Annnnd suction..."
Draymond: "And then I'll take that szechuan teriyaki dipping sauce, and rub it all..." https://mastodon.social/media/Wm0oa6YJNJezZELHv38
So proud to be working at College Possible! One of our students just won the #Cubs scholarship and met the superstars Kris Bryant and Javy Baez! WOOHOO!! https://mastodon.social/media/xZ5svB06nQHPxPp8Jmk
Jeez just take it https://mastodon.social/media/L7II67UqOT0rlc6tJxw
WHAT THE FUCK WHEN DID MASTODON HIT ONE MILLION USERS
New squat PR at the gym this morning: 2 sets of two poops.
Anybody out there a #fitness junkie? #gym #TyrannosaurusFlex
3yo me peruses timeline: "LOL So many farts 😱😂💩👌🏽" #toot
When you people talk down on Kendrick Lamar just to turn around and praise his latest album
https://mastodon.social/media/XMM1DHi544WmvkYk7i8
Attention newbies: complaining about "toot" nets you an instant time out in the bad user jail.
