🥀 Peter Douchier 🥀 @PeterDouche@mastodon.social

Sample page from "An Inconvenient Douche" and the Table of Contents.

The campaign ends tonight. (Finally)
Book ships as soon as I get it back from the printers.

Link in bio. ✊❤️

My totally sane undocumented gay rescue cat of color Freddy enjoying his s̶t̶r̶i̶n̶g̶
fancy new toy.

Boost or I take away his string. Don't be a monster.

My undocumented gay rescue cat of color Freddy sinking into his couch fort.

Boost because cat.

#TheResistance
#StillWithering 🥀

If I move, I get cut. True story.

If Bernie runs, out of spite I will vote against him, thereby voting against everything I have ever believed in. Hillary is worth it.

Sample page from "An Inconvenient Douche" and the Table of Contents.

The campaign ends tonight. (Finally)
Book ships as soon as I get it back from the printers.

Link in bio. ✊❤️

No TV for me until the McCain tributes are over. Someone let me know next week when it's safe again.

So many thoughts about my cat, so little time to toot them.

If there's just one thing the world needs to know about my gay undocumented rescue cat of color Freddy, it's that he supports Kamala Harris. If there's a second thing you should know about Freddy, it's that he's an asshole.

Support for Kamala Harris is stored in the balls.

Worried my cat will learn to take selfies and not need me anymore.

Boost for Bernie 2020.

My undocumented gay rescue cat of color seen here resisting shortly before taking a resist nap.

I only blame myself btw. The realization that I should have done better takes about 2 minutes. Then I lash myself.

I hate on Twitter when I make a good point but my syntax was just fucked up enough for people to say meh, I'll just like this one.