Pinned toot

Sample page from "An Inconvenient Douche" and the Table of Contents.

The campaign ends tonight. (Finally)
Book ships as soon as I get it back from the printers.

Link in bio. ✊❀️

pls boost to make me feel better about how much Bear hates me for trying to get him to take a selfie together 😭

My totally sane undocumented gay rescue cat of color Freddy enjoying his sΜΆtΜΆrΜΆiΜΆnΜΆgΜΆ
fancy new toy.

Boost or I take away his string. Don't be a monster.

My totally sane undocumented gay rescue cat of color Freddy enjoying his sΜΆtΜΆrΜΆiΜΆnΜΆgΜΆ
fancy new toy.

Boost or I take away his string. Don't be a monster.

My undocumented gay rescue cat of color Freddy sinking into his couch fort.

Boost because cat.

Politics 

Sample page from "An Inconvenient Douche" and the Table of Contents.

The campaign ends tonight. (Finally)
Book ships as soon as I get it back from the printers.

Link in bio. ✊❀️

Worried my cat will learn to take selfies and not need me anymore.

Boost for Bernie 2020.

No TV for me until the McCain tributes are over. Someone let me know next week when it's safe again.

So many thoughts about my cat, so little time to toot them.

If there's just one thing the world needs to know about my gay undocumented rescue cat of color Freddy, it's that he supports Kamala Harris. If there's a second thing you should know about Freddy, it's that he's an asshole.

Dank DNC Millennial Outreach 

@PeterDouche SCREW YOU DOUCHE...and I mean that in the most lovable way possible :)

Anyone know of any political events or actions taking place in Sept in the US? I'm working on a graphic and need some stuff to add. I have the elections down.

Worried my cat will learn to take selfies and not need me anymore.

Boost for Bernie 2020.

Lewd political cat 

I only blame myself btw. The realization that I should have done better takes about 2 minutes. Then I lash myself.

I hate on Twitter when I make a good point but my syntax was just fucked up enough for people to say meh, I'll just like this one.

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